E. W. Shaffer

Poetry & Prose

When leaves fall from my tallest trees / I thank the wind that blows them free / of my yard way down below / and to someone else bestows / the task of providing them / with a proper requiem.

— E.W. Shaffer, Tall Trees in Wow-Dee-Dow, 2009
Copyright © Mike Shaffer, 2009

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Wow-Dee-Dow
Poetic Justice & Jest for Youngish Minds . . . Witty contemporary humor especially for children and young readers.

Looking Back

I'm in this restaurant and look out the window
and what in the world do I see?

It's dark outside and some idiot out there
is looking right back at me.

His shirt and pants are just like mine
and so is the hair on his head.

He waves his arms and I wave mine
but I can't quite hear what he said.

Then he motions for me to come out
while I motion for him to come in.

He wasn't around here when I arrived;
I wonder where he has been.

A numbskull for sure I think to myself.
The nitwit acts like a mime.

We look at each other and shrug our shoulders
and leave at the very same time.