The Luncheon
The luncheon started at noon
At the restaurant by the lagoon.
With their service so bad
I belatedly had
My dessert by the light of the moon.
Contrary Mary
Mary's gardener Harry
Was just as contrary as Mary.
He dug up her bells
And her blue cockle shells
And planted a tree. It was cherry.
Roger Redhead
Roger's hair used to be red.
He had it all over his head.
Then became broken hearted
When it all departed
And said "I would rather be dead."
Muffet Buffet
For a party, Little Miss Muffet
Bought a turkey intending to stuff it.
Then inquired of the spider,
(The party beside her)
Who do we invite to our buffet?
